*GROSS SOBBING* CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Give. Us. Her. Fucking STORY ALREADY ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?!
Heavy lifting doesn’t unnerve Kulsoom Abdullah, who has helped to throw open the doors for Muslim women in the international weightlifting arena.
FUCK YEAH!!! I’m imagining her as a superhero who picks up Islamophobes and tosses them into the ocean
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”